Monday, October 19, 2009

DSM-BS

Maybe Tom and L. Ron are right about this psychiatry racket.

My favorite proposed diagnosis:

God Complex


Antecedents: Creating the known universe.

Symptoms: Thinking you own the place. Snooping on people's private conversations even when not addressed through prayer. Fickle support for Steinbrenner's Evil Empire during playoffs. Sufferers will sometimes exist just to spite Christopher Hitchens.

Notes: Those with long beards, devout followers, and immortality are often misdiagnosed. Inquire about bandmates. See: ZZ Top Complex.

offered up by Wishydig at 18:38 Labels: ,

1 comment:

  1. Insignificant Wrangler21 October, 2009 09:45

    I wonder what it means if, amidst my Neopolitan complex, the vanilla and strawberry are attempting to annex the chocolate?

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