I nominate the following as Best Replacement for Dogs Barking Jingle Bells
Andrew Sullivan defines hathos as
the attraction to something you really can't stand; it's the compulsion of revulsion.
The Word Spy definition:
Feelings of pleasure derived from hating someone or something. (First Use credit given to Alex Heard, "Beyond Hate: The Giddy Thrill of Hathos," The Washington Post, May 17, 1987.)
Sullivan has gone on to provide several seasonal examples on his blog: a series of Christmas Hathos Nominees.
A painful sampling (including the two above):